Parks and rec online dating

Thus, in celebration of the beginning of the end of our only reason for living, we give you the top 16 moments from the final season premiere.– Ron and Leslie are now mortal enemies thanks to something unspeakable called Morningstar.

That reveal both shocked and saddened us, because we've never not been huge fans of their love/hate/mostly love relationship.– Jon Hamm showing up with the "Bird Census 1980 file," despite the fact that a) no one needed that file and b) he had already been fired.– Jerry plays Mailman Barry on Andy's new TV show, and often gets attacked by ninjas.

Responsible for introducing us to DJ Roomba and Tom Haverfoods, Tommy Timberlake provides quotable one-liners for each episode of Parks and Recreation along with the added bonus of Ansari’s sharp comedic timing and impeccable delivery. Plants “Whenever Leslie asks me for the Latin names of any of our plants, I just give her the names of rappers. Those are some Bone Thugs-N-Harmoniums, right here. Everywhere I go, I’m walking on red carpet.” (Episode 4.11, “The Comeback Kid”) 23. This is actually a dog couch, but it’s super comfortable.” (Episode 3.8, “Camping”) 22.

We complied a list of our favorite Tom Haverford quotes from Seasons 1 through 5 of Parks and Rec. Those Ludacrises are coming in great.” (Episode 2.2, “The Stakeout”) 24. On top of that, leading into my bedroom, a second red carpet. Coattails “At the risk of bragging, one of the things I’m best at is riding coattails. Smiling and taking partial credit.” (Episode 4.3, “Born and Raised”) 21. I didn’t notice.” (Episode 3.6, “Indianapolis”) 20. But my wife understands that a good politician has to be appealing to the ladies.

stands as out as one of the greatest sitcoms of our time for many reasons, one being its high volume of perfectly executed jokes.

The fast-paced nature of the show requires a lot of punchlines, and the writing is so sharp that a throw-away joke is a rarity.

DJ Roomba “I strapped an MP3 player to one of those floor-cleaning robots.

might last forever, because why would anyone ever cancel the most perfect show in existence?

Girl don’t even know who Ginuwine is.” (Episode 4.16, “Sweet Sixteen”) 17.

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